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ใน Jerry Mcquire (1996) ฉันหลงรักตัวละครหลายตัวเลย
Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.) คนนี้ของแท้แน่นอนอยู่แล้ว ชอบซะไม่มี(เหตุผล)
Marcee Tidwell แฟนรักของ Rod คู่นี้รักกันปานจะกลืน ฉันอยากมีรักแบบคู่นี้มากมาย
ฉันไปเอา Memorable quotes ของเรื่องนี้มาให้ดูกัน หนังธรรมดา แต่โดนใจไปถึงไหนต่อไหน ไม่ทั้งหมด เอาแค่ที่ฉันชอบก็พอ
Dicky Fox: The key to this business is personal relationships.
Laurel: Don’t cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.
Dorothy: Look at me Laurel, I’m the oldest 26 year old in the world.
Dorothy: On the surface, everything seems fine. I’ve got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can’t live like that. It’s not the way I’m built.
Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I’m sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you’re gonna show me the money.
Jerry Maguire: I’m still sort of moved by your “My word is stronger than oak” thing.
Jerry Maguire: I’m not trying to make history here.
[Rod has just told Jerry he will keep him as his agent]
Jerry Maguire: That’s, that’s great. I’m very… happy.
Rod Tidwell: Are you listenin’?
Jerry Maguire: Yes!
Rod Tidwell: That’s what I’m gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry. But this is what you gonna do for me. You listenin’, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Yeah, what, what, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you?
Rod Tidwell: It’s a very personal, a very important thing. Hell, it’s a family motto. Are you ready, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: I’m ready.
Rod Tidwell: I wanna make sure you’re ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! A-ha-ha! Jerry, doesn’t it make you feel good just to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.
Jerry Maguire: Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: Oh, no, no. You can do better than that, Jerry! I want you to say it with you, with meaning, brother! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line; I bet you he can say it!
Jerry Maguire: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: No! Not show you! Show me the money!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Yeah! Louder!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Yes, but, brother, you got to yell that shit!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: I need to feel you, Jerry!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Jerry, you got to yell!
Jerry Maguire: [screaming] Show me the money! Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Do you love this black man!
Jerry Maguire: I love the black man! Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: I love black people.
Jerry Maguire: I love black people!
Rod Tidwell: Who’s your motherfucker, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: You’re my motherfucker!
Rod Tidwell: Whatcha gonna do, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Unh! Congratulations, you’re still my agent.
Laurel: I’m incapable of small talk.
Jerry Maguire: How’s your head?
Rod Tidwell: Bubblicious.
Avery Bishop: If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I’d do it. It’s not something I’m interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi’s or law school for you. Would you like something from the kitchen? I’m gonna get some fruit.
Copy store clerk: That’s how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!
Ray: D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: D’you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: D’you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry Maguire: I… I can’t compete with that!
Avery Bishop: There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don’t have it. I don’t cry at movies, I don’t gush over babies, I don’t buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON’T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, “Oh, poor baby.” But I do love you.
Jerry Maguire: Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren’t completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow’s embarrassment?
Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.
[Dorothy enters kitchen, catching Laurel eavesdropping]
Laurel: I heard.
Dorothy: No kidding. I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes under the kitchen door.
Laurel: Dorothy, this guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest.
Dorothy: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.
Dorothy: I just want to be inspired.
Dorothy: He’s coming over.
Laurel: Tonight?
Dorothy: He just lost his best client. I invited the guy over.
Laurel: Dorothy, this is not a guy. It’s a syndrome. Early mid-life. Hanging on to the bottom wrong. “Dear God, don’t let me be alone or I call my newly long suffering assistent without medical for company settlement.” If now all you still want is him to come over, I’m not saying anything.
Dorothy: Honey, he’s engaged.
Rod Tidwell: Who’s your motherfucker?
Jerry Maguire: You’re my motherfucker!
Dorothy: I’ve had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.
Dorothy: Maybe love shouldn’t be such hard work.
Dicky Fox: If this
[points to heart]
Dicky Fox: is empty, this
[points to head]
Dicky Fox: doesn’t matter.
Jerry Maguire: You see this jacket I’m wearing, you like it? Because I don’t really need it, because I’m cloaked in failure!
Jerry Maguire: Jump in my nightmare, the water’s warm!
Jerry Maguire: The fuckin zoo is closed, Ray.
Ray: You said fuck.
Jerry Maguire: Uh… yeah… I…
Ray: Don’t worry. I won’t tell.
Jerry Maguire: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.
Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything.
Dorothy: Promise?
Jerry Maguire: I won’t let you get rid of me.
Jerry Maguire: I love you. You… you complete me. And I just…
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at “hello”.
Dorothy: I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot.
Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Jerry Maguire: That’s more than a dress. That’s an Audrey Hepburn movie.
Ray: What’s wrong, Mommy?
Dorothy: First class, that’s what’s wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it’s a better life.
Dicky Fox: Hey, I don’t have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
Jerry Maguire: But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who’s coming with me besides…”Flipper” here?
Matt Cushman: [to Jerry] What you do have is my whole word, and it’s stronger than oak.
Jerry Maguire: We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You… complete me.
Rod Tidwell: You tell me to eat lima beans, I’ll eat lima beans
Rod Tidwell: Quit using that word. “Quan”, that’s my word!
Rod Tidwell: You’re my ambassador of quawn, man.
Sign in Locker Room: A positive anything is better than a negative nothing.
Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire, my agent. You’re my ambassador of Kwan.
Rod Tidwell: Is it my imagination or, didn’t we arrive in a limo?
Rod Tidwell: You bet on me like I bet on you.
[first lines]
Jerry Maguire: So this is the world, and there are almost six billion people on it. When I was a kid, there were three. It’s hard to keep up.
[Jerry Maguire is lying in bed one morning when suddenly the radio comes on and wakes him up with a jolt]
[flash to Dickey Fox in his office]
Dicky Fox: I love the mornings! I clap my hands every morning and say, ‘This is gonna be a great day!’
[flash back to Jerry Maguire who accidentally steps on a toy]
Jerry Maguire: [mutters] I don’t believe this. How’d I get myself into this?
Rod Tidwell: Maybe you don’t. Because it’s not just the money I deserve. It’s not just the “coin.” It’s the… – “the kwan”.
Jerry Maguire: That’s your word?
Rod Tidwell: Yeah, man, it means love, respect, community… and the dollars too. The package. The kwan.
Jerry Maguire: But how did you get “kwan?”
Rod Tidwell: I got there from “coin,” dude. Coin, coin… kwaaaan.
Rod Tidwell No, I air-dry.
